Typical high-school AUs for homestuck are hilarious bc who are you gonna pick to be the popular bully? Dave?? You gonna pick Dave 'sports ball' Strider??
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Saw this on Twitter and now I am putting it here. Enjoy my version of this meme with my silly drawings
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She doesn’t get paid enough for everything she puts up with.
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I know things differ between different schools so maybe I’m way off base here but here is a list of people that would not have ever been popular at my school in 2009
- Boys who ask out and are rejected by every girl in school
- Computer science nerds
- Boys who were super open about their personal emotions
- LARPers
- Noticeably physically disabled people
- Noticeably queer people
- People who participate in alternative subcultures such as punk/emo/goth etc
- Guys with buck teeth and thick rimmed glasses who are also really into card magic and the movie Ghostbusters and I literally cannot believe multiple people suggested John I am cackling
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FUCKABLE OLD MEN ROUND 1 GRANDPA HARLEY VS. ILLIDAN STORMRAGE
Grandpa Harley
Illidan Stormrage
See ResultsOkay. Earlier I wrote an impassioned defense of the fuckability of Grandpa Harley. For the record, I know he isn't going to win against Warcraft loincloth sex god, but I don't care. I have also addressed an additional issue in the replies, which I shall now reiterate here:
There's no question that Illidan would treat you better than Grandpa Harley. An unwashed sock would treat you better than Grandpa Harley. But consider this: the criteria isn't old man who will treat you best. It is fuckable old man. Further, if you are fucking Grandpa Harley, he can't commit any other crimes. Not only is Grandpa Harley fuckable, it's a moral and ethical imperative to fuck Grandpa Harley. Thank you
Ergo, additional grounds over and above the criteria of "fuckable old man" include the moral imperative to take the old bag o' bones to play some hide the sausage. Without your help, this piece of shit soars free like a bird, piloting his airship without a license as Love Shack blares at maximum volume through the heavens. Stop him from piloting his airship by piloting that geriatric hot rod.
You may say: let's just kill him. Too late bro, he's already dead. That won't stop him and it shouldn't stop you. As all Homestucks know, death is usually a minor inconvenience in the pursuit of both criminal acts and amorous congress. Dude got taxidermied and we still manage to see him chugging around via timeline hijinks. But if he's out there doing incomprehensible shit, he could be out there fucking.
So you know what you must do. You park the fuck truck outside the metaphorical Hellmurder island nursing home, and then you drive it to pound town. Vote Jake Harley. Make a difference today.
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love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option
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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog
they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him
rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera
‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy











